NES Godzilla Creepypasta Spinoffs that will never happen

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The List


*Solomon's Sexy
*Red eats lasagna from Cooking with Mario
*Red vs. Blue
*Godzilla trips on a branch
*Red agrees that Mothra sux
*Godzilla and Red vs. Sonic.exe and
*Godzilla vs.
*Red doesn't want to set the world on fire
*(Oh wait, that one happened.)
*Red visits Black Mesa and starts the resonance cascade.
*Red and Solomon try mutual masturbation.
*Solomon is cr1tikal
*Red fucks Melissa: the movie: the game: the fanfic: the porno: the movie game
*Not-Baragon shoots white "bullets"
*Godzilla vs The Rat King 2: Electric Keyboard CONTEST
*Cooking with RED
*Melissa contracts Terminal 7
*[Achievement Unlocked: Red got a stiffy! (1000G)]
*Red, Zach, Melissa, and Solomon have a foursome.
*Solomon gets AIDS.
*Solomon and Red make a porno.
*Godzilla: Replay Chapter 6
*Godzilla: Obama vs Red To determine THE NEW Presidential Bitch
*Godzilla gropes some Zenithian titties.
*NES Godzilla 2 (Kinda Exists)
*RED IS ALIVE AGAIN OH SHEEYUT!
*RED IS DEAD BUT HIS VIRGINITY IS NOT
*Red x Zach
*Red invades the Pokemon world to be the very best like no one ever was.
*Solomon Vs. Mecha Solomon
*Solomon Discovers TV Tropes
*Solomon Meets a Better Kaiju
*Zach reads Godzilla NES Fanfics
*Red vs. Evil Patrixxx
*Solomon vs. Temmie
*Godzilla vs. Hoopa Unbound
*Pasta Theory: Godzilla is Ness!
*Radiation's NES Godzilla Creepypasta Halloween Hack
*Godzilla, Mothra, Solomon, Anguirus, and Acacius: Giant Monsters All Out Anal Sex Party